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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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• Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
by Brainy on Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:17 am
Maybe chickens like to be fried chicken.
After they hit by car.
Joke joke joke
After they hit by car.
Joke joke joke
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
by arunmmw on Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:47 am
May be it misunderstood the meaning of cross road,
may be it wants to have a chicken soup on the other side of the road,
may be the road was on mexico-america border so it is giving hard time to the border security force,
may be it is trying to direct attention from media by crossing the road naked.
may be it wants to have a chicken soup on the other side of the road,
may be the road was on mexico-america border so it is giving hard time to the border security force,
may be it is trying to direct attention from media by crossing the road naked.
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
by RuiFerreira on Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:22 am
Lol, great posts!
Here's my answer:
I once saw an actual chicken doing this! It was hilarious! The chicken was crossing this road, she made ready itself, STOPPED before the traffic!, WATCHED LEFT AND RIGHT for cars, and when it was safe just walked slowly!
Why?! Why did the chicken do it! lol!
To get to the other side! I saw it!
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Here's my answer:
I once saw an actual chicken doing this! It was hilarious! The chicken was crossing this road, she made ready itself, STOPPED before the traffic!, WATCHED LEFT AND RIGHT for cars, and when it was safe just walked slowly!
Why?! Why did the chicken do it! lol!
To get to the other side! I saw it!
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
by poopeater on Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:12 am
The chicken crossed the road because it was tired of getting choked by a hairy palm 5 times a day 7 days a week for 3 years straight
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
by cermrew on Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:26 pm
The chicken crossed the road because all its ancestors already crossed it.
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