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Post by selfmadevip on Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:08 am

Girlfriend or any relationship comes with positive as well as negative energy. Let us try to focus on positive energy to improve our VIP SUCCESS life. Here is the simple mathematical formula:

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
____________ _________ ________

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
____________ _________ ________

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
____________ _________ _________


LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
and she does.
____________ _________ ________


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking
me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing
to them at funerals.
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Post by irfan on Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:13 am

Hey Senthil did u make it up or copied the lines from somewhere
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Post by viktorados on Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:21 am

Wow!!! I liked it!

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Thanx, senthil
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Post by selfmadevip on Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:13 pm

As usual, its from the internet only. I hold no responsible for any errors in the calculation.

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Post by LeftBehind on Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:07 pm

Cheers senthil.. that was great. :)
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