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Fun and Humor Time...

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Fun and Humor Time...

Post by selfmadevip on Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:49 am

Humor is great for the spirit and for the mind... so, I thought that we could have a thread to share jokes and funny stuff... and enjoy some relaxing time together...

Hope you enjoy it...


Today's Stock Market......

Helium is up.
Feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remained unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca-Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
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Re: Today's Stock Market......

Post by MC2 on Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:49 am

That's funny, reminds me of Monty Python! :lol:

"In today's stock market, the shipping sector sank lower as the airliners continue to soar higher"

Q: Why did God create stock analysts
A: In order to make weather forecasters look good!

The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night... I woke up every hour and cried!

My broker and I are working on a retirement plan... Unfortunately, it's his!

Thanks for the laugh. :D
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Re: Today's Stock Market......

Post by mamang on Sun Mar 09, 2008 5:06 am

hahahaha, in the end broker is the most benefited from stock market.
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Re: Today's Stock Market......

Post by markzor on Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:57 am

Lovely. we need jokes in our life.

thanks for providing it.
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Re: Today's Stock Market......

Post by Theeno on Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:56 am

Hahaha you forgot nitrogen keep things frozen
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